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growing weed in dorm

Growing weed in dorm

So, to keep you safe (and make you a little cooler to new friends), here’s our list of what you need to toke in your dorm room

It’s back to school time, and for many, it’s the beginning of college: college campuses will soon be swarming with new freshmen to get in everyone’s way and see how far they can push the rules. One of those rules is smoking in dorms—while we don’t condone the practice, we know you’re going to anyway.

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Fresh bud smell—especially if you’re getting particularly dank weed—expands to fill all available space (not really, but it seems like it), so if left out in the open, your RA is going to catch on very quickly. A smell-proof container is essential, and mason jars can be pretty conspicuous. Invest in a stash jar, like the Loud DankTank, to make sure the smell in your room isn’t coming from the weed.

1. Smell-Proof Container for Bud

Growing weed in dorm

I know someone who grew in one of those shit-boxes. Total waste of money, not going to yield you anything at all. It doesn't make sense to flower a plant to a grand total height of like a foot.

He is right you should really ditch those till you at least move off campus. Clearly you are not so good at keeping it quite if it's online and only that big. You will be royaly fucked if that is found and they tend to smell

You're taking a huge risk for no reward. If you had spent the money you wasted on the fake PC tower on trees, you would have made out much, much better.

very bad idea considering the amount of trees grown vs amount of risk; though i'm sure you are attached to these plants now so i suggest you go into the woods a few miles and transplant these into a gorilla grow operation before you're kicked out of school

Terrible, terrible idea. Almost as terrible an idea as posting it on reddit.

Whenever I see "college dorm" and "grow" in the same sentence, I just facepalm

Not trying to sound like a total douche but it aggravates me how little you must know about growing to think that this is feasible.